Laughters

For every parent out there, if you ever wonder what your son going to be when he grow up, just pay attention of his daily activity will give you an accurate prediction of the most likely professional he will become : -





"Disorder in the American Courts" are sentences actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: You're kidding me, right!?
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, is that correct?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Guess.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that question?
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m..
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next
morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, he could have been alive and practicing law.



Your surest way to NO CALL list. If you ever get tire of telemarketer keep calling you in every hour of the day, there are five ways to stop her from irritating you anymore :-

1. Ask her to repeat everything she say several times,tell her you forget what she had just said.
2. Tell her it is dinner time, ask if she would please hold, put her on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Chew your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.
3. Tell her you have trouble in hearing her, and she need to speak out louder..louder ...and louder.
4. Tell her to speak very slowly because you need to write every word down.
5. Tell her to call on your office number and give her the closet funeral home phone number.




Tianzi Hotel, Son Of Heaven Hotel, or 天子大酒.

This hotel is located in Hebei Province, China and built around 2001, it is 41.6M high (10 storeys) and was designed to represent good fortune, prosperity and longevity.